PROLOGUE:The economy’s been bad recently and no company will hire a retard during a recession! So in order to make ends meat he had to find a way to make a little money just to feed himself and pay the bills so he doesn’t find himself living on the streets without a roof over his head. So he places an add on craigslist as a shoe shiner for young students. In order to stand out from the competition he claims the cleaning is completely done by TONGUE! Immediately he gets flooded with e-mails from students wanting their shoes cleaned! This is the story of a retard during hard economic times!
For his second customer she’s a gorgeous 6ft tall college girl with SIZE 10 SHOES! Her big shoes means there’s a lot to clean and this will be a big job! “Ok now the bottom. Do you want to start with the right? Clean it! Use that tongue! I want to be able to see my reflection…Hey! Speed it up!” she says bossing him around! She’s a hard customer to please! “There’s a smudge on top of my left!” she points to him forcing him to lick those bottoms and to continue sucking those heels clean! She checks and inspects everything he does!
In the end she decides to dry them off on his body! Making him lie down and using him as a carpet to wipe them clean! He’s literally being treated as a doormat!
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